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"You've searched for me to find me, and now that you have come to know me, you've found something within me, a mind beyond imagination, thoughts beyond the grave, eyes that see though blind, a mind reaching out through time."
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Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead.
I think I'm a ~banana-tree
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We watched the stars &
He said to me I'll always love you baby.
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The pixels stole my eyes. ()_()
:icongodsxdante-club: Oh and this too.
"But then, how did I-" Joshua protested, sure that he couldn't be an exception. a simple grain of sand couldn't win against gravity.
Again, as if reading his thoughts, the old man spoke in his husky voice. "You didn't. You were saved. Yes, a grain of sand cannot beat gravity, but if that grain of sand is resting on your finger, it will not fall to the ground... immediately."
"So-"
"You were saved by those you are trying to help. A fair trade, no?" the man's wrinkled and waxy features pulled up into a smile.
Whoa, sorry about that <<;... an excerpt from the book i'm writing.
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~Dare to be YOURSELF.
/l、 Meow?
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_,
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The pixels stole my eyes. ()_()
:icongodsxdante-club: Oh and this too.
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~Dare to be YOURSELF.
/l、 Meow?
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_,
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This is where I say "Rawr."
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